OMGOMGOMGOMG HOLLHY

THIS IS WHAT WE NEED

http://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/urgent-directors-chair-for-free/103236436

Tumblr will not let me send you a message from this account.

but just to say, I have found a means of getting all our set for FREE :D

but … because it is free, we need to collect it ourselves….

http://www.gumtree.com/freebies/london/wardrobes#leader-103520868

If you own a chair

or wardrobe

that you would like to get rid of

PLEASE let me know

Much thanks

iwillbuildempires:

iwillbuildempires:

I watched Alien yesterday expecting to be lying awake with the light on until dawn but when the creature burst out of John Hurt’s stomach it bore too much of a resemblance to a sock puppet (this is 1979) and it even rotated its “head” 180 degrees to get a good glimpse at…

I just googled it to remind myself what it was:
17-year-old David, is also a vampire and has been ‘out of the coffin’ since the age of 12. He also drinks blood, and feeding for him is an intimate event, something he only does from female donors: a situation that can cause jealousy with his long-term girlfriend.

…uh yes I think I shall be avoiding this one.

This “vampire” boy cut a slit so deep that his friend exclaimed “It looks like a vagina on your arm.” I’m afraid to say, the description was rather too accurate.

My persistent letters of resistance and cold shouldering have finally paid off.

Umbridge has trotted up to SLT to present to them, an argument that I have expressed to her a gazillion bazillion times.

Looks like we meet again, BFI

iwillbuildempires:

I watched Alien yesterday expecting to be lying awake with the light on until dawn but when the creature burst out of John Hurt’s stomach it bore too much of a resemblance to a sock puppet (this is 1979) and it even rotated its “head” 180 degrees to get a good glimpse at all the horrified and blood splattered faces.
Should I bother watching District 9 tonight? I feel like Alien is the start of a long line of disappointing sci-fi films channel 4 seems to be showing a lot of at the moment.

What ever you do… Don’t watch Teenage Vampires: Watching it, after being advised not to, is an act of handing your soul to the devil.

These would be such cute friends for my cactus, Colin.

(Source: pulmonaire)

Don’t blame me for unfollowing you, when you go and change your name to

“Everyone wants me to die”.

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razorshapes:

Coffee

people need to understand this.

People always “brag” how they have had an expresso….thinking they’ve had a larger intake of caffine in the morning…when clearly, they’ve just missed out.

(For Holly) x

furacoco:

Jónófón 2

I had a really odd dream

where I met my old history teacher on the train

and he was telling me how he was starting up a magazine

and asked me to write for it…

if only it was real.

meadythebrave:

This is Jim.

A video to promote an event my friend and I have organised. 

Please share! Then buy tickets!

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